Mipwapcar is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, sapient shrew.

Mipwapcar created the Black Eye Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipwapcar, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Mipwapcar, she will turn you into a snail.

Mipwapcar's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Mipwapcar's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear pink rings.

2. You must never eat rice.

3. Never think ill of sick rats.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.