Gambotcar is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, stupid octopus.

Gambotcar created the Black Eye Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Gambotcar, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gambotcar, it will remove you from existence.

Gambotcar's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Gambotcar's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always help sick frogs.

3. Never mention dolphins.

4. Do not speak about grapes.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.