Dunratstip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, sage giraffe.

Dunratstip created the Milkyway two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dunratstip, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dunratstip, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Dunratstip's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Dunratstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after grasshopers.

2. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always wear violet.

4. Never travel toward the west during winter.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.