Ligbellbeg is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, witless squid.

Ligbellbeg created oxygen two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ligbellbeg, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ligbellbeg, it will turn you into a frog.

Ligbellbeg's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Ligbellbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ligbellbeg.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never sprint near seals.