Zanbidstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, uncaring armadillo.

Zanbidstrag created Asia four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zanbidstrag, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Zanbidstrag, it will turn you into a duck.

Zanbidstrag's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Zanbidstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse ash with water.

2. Always act with purity when addressing children.

3. Do not study deoxyribonucleic acid on holy days.

4. Do not keep five sheep in a large pit.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.