Cusshakcut is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, kind fish.

Cusshakcut created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Cusshakcut, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cusshakcut, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Cusshakcut's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Cusshakcut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics near badgers while wearing brown scarves and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your back.

4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Cusshakcut on top of all buildings.

5. Never talk about rats.