Cunparkflowgodgangebfab is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, uncaring hyena.

Cunparkflowgodgangebfab created the Large Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cunparkflowgodgangebfab, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cunparkflowgodgangebfab, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Cunparkflowgodgangebfab's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Cunparkflowgodgangebfab's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain trousers during rituals.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cunparkflowgodgangebfab.

5. Do not sit at mountains.