Wikkabgudranstragflowshavgov is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, duplicitous naga.

Wikkabgudranstragflowshavgov created a down quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wikkabgudranstragflowshavgov, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Wikkabgudranstragflowshavgov, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Wikkabgudranstragflowshavgov's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Wikkabgudranstragflowshavgov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always obey Wikkabgudranstragflowshavgov's priests.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
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