Sugmantarg is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, benevolent wren.

Sugmantarg created oxygen eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sugmantarg, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sugmantarg, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sugmantarg's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Sugmantarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about photosynthesis.

2. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

3. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

4. Never wear shoes.

5. Never leap near aardvarks.
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