Larplamlitstikvagzogsab is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, omnipotent lion.

Larplamlitstikvagzogsab created silver three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larplamlitstikvagzogsab, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Larplamlitstikvagzogsab, it will strike you with lightening.

Larplamlitstikvagzogsab's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Larplamlitstikvagzogsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Larplamlitstikvagzogsab loves otters, so they must be respected.

3. Do not take Larplamlitstikvagzogsab's name in vain.

4. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

5. Voles are not to be trusted.
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