Mapsakgof is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, weak dragon.

Mapsakgof created oxygen four billion years ago.

If you believe in Mapsakgof, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mapsakgof, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Mapsakgof's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Mapsakgof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not dye your hair orange.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Never pour water over plants.