Vigrapbell is a god.
She takes the form of a thin, calm
crocodile.
Vigrapbell created the universe three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Vigrapbell, she will approve.
If you do not believe in
Vigrapbell, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.
Vigrapbell's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.
Vigrapbell's Holy Commandments1. Pray towards the south.
2. Always wear fawn.
3. Feed all hungry ants.
4. Vigrapbell must be the most important thing in your life.
5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.