Stanlibjipfebyarptinlatgon is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, fast rhinoceros.

Stanlibjipfebyarptinlatgon created the Cigar Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stanlibjipfebyarptinlatgon, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stanlibjipfebyarptinlatgon, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Stanlibjipfebyarptinlatgon's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Stanlibjipfebyarptinlatgon's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Stanlibjipfebyarptinlatgon loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

4. Never think about gravity near nematodes while wearing white trousers and balancing four titanium spheres on your face.

5. Never write about quantum field theory.