Saf is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, selfish tortoise.

Saf created the planet Saturn seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Saf, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Saf, she will turn you into a duck.

Saf's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Saf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Never think ill of sick capybaras.