Saf is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely small, selfish
tortoise.
Saf created the planet Saturn seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Saf, she will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Saf, she will turn you into a duck.
Saf's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Saf's Holy Commandments1. Do not chop down trees.
2. Do not laugh in public.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. Never think about nebulae.
5. Never think ill of sick capybaras.