Tofabdav is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, charitable capybara.

Tofabdav created Africa seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tofabdav, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tofabdav, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Tofabdav's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Tofabdav's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

3. Never wear shorts.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always wear green.