Podkonbet is a god.
He takes the form of a fat, omnipotent
dingo.
Podkonbet created the planet Venus eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Podkonbet, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Podkonbet, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Podkonbet's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.
Podkonbet's Holy Commandments1. Never leap in the presence of aardvarks.
2. Hide if six turtles approach from the south.
3. Pray towards the east.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. You must never eat rice.