Dusshudcid is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, overgenerous finch.

Dusshudcid created Asia nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dusshudcid, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dusshudcid, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Dusshudcid's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Dusshudcid's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Learn seven new languages a year.