Pinnanbad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, temperamental fairy.

Pinnanbad created a bottom quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Pinnanbad, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pinnanbad, she will destroy your favourite star.

Pinnanbad's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Pinnanbad's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Erect eight aluminium sculptures of Pinnanbad on top of important buildings.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

4. Hide from magenta ants for they are unholy.

5. Always look after injured snakes.