Bidnadyatvad is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, boastful crab.

Bidnadyatvad created the Milkyway six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidnadyatvad, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bidnadyatvad, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bidnadyatvad's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Bidnadyatvad's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt hamsters.

2. Do not dye your hair magenta.

3. Never sing in the presence of badgers.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Always obey Bidnadyatvad's priests.
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