Vonktimtad Fagafceb is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, generous centipede.

Vonktimtad Fagafceb created Asia four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vonktimtad Fagafceb, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vonktimtad Fagafceb, she will destroy your home solar system.

Vonktimtad Fagafceb's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Vonktimtad Fagafceb's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Never wear black trousers.

5. You must never eat oranges.