Map is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, smart spider.

Map created the planet Saturn seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Map, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Map, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Map's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Map's Holy Commandments

1. Map must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Never talk about aardvarks.

4. Hide if five ducks approach from the north.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.