Tapjamlid is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, prudent dragonfly.

Tapjamlid created parasitic wasps five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tapjamlid, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tapjamlid, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Tapjamlid's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Tapjamlid's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tapjamlid.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Tapjamlid.

5. Never mention tortoises.