Kargemfudken is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, prudent camel.

Kargemfudken created an electron nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kargemfudken, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kargemfudken, he will turn you into a mole.

Kargemfudken's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Kargemfudken's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kargemfudken.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Put Kargemfudken first in all things.

5. Do not cook food in pots.