Stragwodcipragboss is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, conceited meerkat.

Stragwodcipragboss created gold eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Stragwodcipragboss, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Stragwodcipragboss, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Stragwodcipragboss' most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Stragwodcipragboss' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Always wear blue.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
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