Misdobbop Tailjadgen is a god.
It takes the form of a small, dishonest
ant.
Misdobbop Tailjadgen created energy nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Misdobbop Tailjadgen, it will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Misdobbop Tailjadgen, it will strike you with lightening.
Misdobbop Tailjadgen's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.
Misdobbop Tailjadgen's Holy Commandments1. Never think about the weak nuclear force near snails while wearing brown tights and balancing seven gold spheres on your back.
2. Never think ill of sick dolphins.
3. Hide from purple porpoises for they are unholy.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Never look in ponds.