Capjab is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely small, humorless
beaver.
Capjab created a strange quark nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Capjab, he will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Capjab, he will have a very low opinion of you.
Capjab's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.
Capjab's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. Never eat green fruit.
3. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Capjab in the centre of the settlement.
4. Never look at nebulae.
5. Do not hurt foxes.