Capjab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, humorless beaver.

Capjab created a strange quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Capjab, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Capjab, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Capjab's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Capjab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Capjab in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Do not hurt foxes.