Habcubappboss is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, ruthless guinea pig.

Habcubappboss created Mount Everest six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Habcubappboss, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Habcubappboss, it will send minions to preach to you.

Habcubappboss' most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Habcubappboss' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant green sculpture of Habcubappboss in the centre of the settlement.

2. Habcubappboss loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.

3. Always look after injured grasshopers.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Habcubappboss.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.