Sistarpbassabcenbun is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, fussy toad.

Sistarpbassabcenbun created the cosmos four years ago.

If you believe in Sistarpbassabcenbun, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sistarpbassabcenbun, he will have a low opinion of you.

Sistarpbassabcenbun's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Sistarpbassabcenbun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never hurt cats.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never feed lots of beans to ants while wearing turquoise shorts.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.