Vadpark is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, awe-inspiring fox.

Vadpark created the Sombrero Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vadpark, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Vadpark, he will cry a lot.

Vadpark's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Vadpark's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not hurt goats.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.