Tifquaghun is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, kind octopus.

Tifquaghun created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tifquaghun, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tifquaghun, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Tifquaghun's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Tifquaghun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at walls at midnight.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Never allow shrews to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tifquaghun.

5. Do not consume corn at dawn.