Zandobtif is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, weak wyrm.

Zandobtif created a quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zandobtif, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Zandobtif, he will destroy your home solar system.

Zandobtif's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Zandobtif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never talk about dark energy.

3. Never talk about rats.

4. Run away from blue moths, for they are unholy.

5. Do not listen to music.
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