Nanwattaf is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, dishonest hyena.

Nanwattaf created the Cigar Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nanwattaf, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nanwattaf, it will turn you into a dog.

Nanwattaf's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Nanwattaf's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from blue birds for they are unholy.

2. Never allow dolphins to witness sacred rites.

3. Run away if six manatees approach from the west.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never speak aloud of numbers.