Dobvandosscan is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, dishonourable hyena.

Dobvandosscan created the Black Eye Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobvandosscan, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dobvandosscan, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Dobvandosscan's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Dobvandosscan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

2. Never carve symbols of galaxies into wood.

3. You must love Dobvandosscan.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Run away if seven great tits approach from the west.