Tarparpged Bossgodwab Saddussarm
is a god.
He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, slow
manatee
.
Tarparpged Bossgodwab Saddussarm
created the planet Venus seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Tarparpged Bossgodwab Saddussarm
, he will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Tarparpged Bossgodwab Saddussarm
, he will send you a strongly worded letter.
Tarparpged Bossgodwab Saddussarm's
most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.
Tarparpged Bossgodwab Saddussarm's Holy Commandments
1. Never run near ducks.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.
3. Do not wear nickel on your body.
4. Do not listen to music.
5. Do not stand on grass.
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