Kanjopbug Gedzighun is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, loving aardvark.

Kanjopbug Gedzighun created a Higgs boson six million years ago.

If you believe in Kanjopbug Gedzighun, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kanjopbug Gedzighun, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Kanjopbug Gedzighun's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Kanjopbug Gedzighun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear carbon on your body.

2. Never talk about grasshopers.

3. Erect five zinc sculptures of Kanjopbug Gedzighun on top of important buildings.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never think ill of sick badgers.