Cebrapwot is a god.

It takes the form of a small, sage wren.

Cebrapwot created everything that exists five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebrapwot, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cebrapwot, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Cebrapwot's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Cebrapwot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three snails in a large pit.

2. Shun those given to vanity.

3. Always help sick seals.

4. Do not speak about peanuts.

5. Never go into indigo rooms.