Vidvagfligbag is a god.
It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, omniscient
shrew.
Vidvagfligbag created bats four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Vidvagfligbag, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Vidvagfligbag, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Vidvagfligbag's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.
Vidvagfligbag's Holy Commandments1. Never think about asteroids.
2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Vidvagfligbag on top of all buildings.
3. Do not dye your hair mauve.
4. Do not keep seven snakes in a large pit.
5. Do not make images of living things.