Damfudwab is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, all-powerful alligator.

Damfudwab created the Sun seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Damfudwab, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Damfudwab, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Damfudwab's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Damfudwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about chromosomes.

2. Do not hurt snails.

3. Never discuss cell theory in public assemblies.

4. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near manatees while wearing orange rings and balancing six silicon spheres on your head.