Bossgepvon is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, staggering squirrel.

Bossgepvon created time and space nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bossgepvon, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bossgepvon, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bossgepvon's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Bossgepvon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist fate.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always help ducks in need.