Nakgumgebarf is a god.
She takes the form of a very small, boastful
dog.
Nakgumgebarf created matter eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nakgumgebarf, she will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Nakgumgebarf, she will say rude things about you at parties.
Nakgumgebarf's most sacred site is Brancion in France.
Nakgumgebarf's Holy Commandments1. Never think about cell theory.
2. Run away if seven moths approach from the east.
3. Never think about fluid mechanics near hamsters while wearing black ear rings and balancing three gold spheres on your chest.
4. Erect a large tin sculpture of Nakgumgebarf on top of all buildings.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.