Mutvidgig is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, slow parrot.

Mutvidgig created the Large Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Mutvidgig, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Mutvidgig, she will strike you with lightening.

Mutvidgig's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Mutvidgig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not wear gold on your body.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never pray while filled with envy.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching tin.