Vignatnart is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, proud goat.

Vignatnart created a strange quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Vignatnart, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Vignatnart, she will send you a sign.

Vignatnart's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Vignatnart's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention monkeys.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always stare at clouds.