Hasgadkad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, fussy crane.

Hasgadkad created the Tadpole Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hasgadkad, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hasgadkad, she will try to impress you with trees.

Hasgadkad's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Hasgadkad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill tortoises.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never talk about dark energy near foxes while wearing blue shoes.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.