Midingcid is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, unthoughtful ferret.

Midingcid created the Virgo Supercluster three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Midingcid, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Midingcid, she will be mildly annoyed.

Midingcid's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Midingcid's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near whales.

2. Run away if eight geese approach from the east.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never wear ear rings.