Gupdunwod Tinpakmif is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, almighty hare.

Gupdunwod Tinpakmif created the Tadpole Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gupdunwod Tinpakmif, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gupdunwod Tinpakmif, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Gupdunwod Tinpakmif's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Gupdunwod Tinpakmif's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from red turtles for they are unholy.

2. Do not dye your hair green.

3. Feed all hungry rats.

4. Always treat badgers with great respect.

5. Always share peas with strangers, but never with mites.