Cibwikxen is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, resourceful shark.

Cibwikxen created a Higgs boson two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibwikxen, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cibwikxen, he will be mildly annoyed.

Cibwikxen's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Cibwikxen's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six voles approach from the west.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always treat cats with great respect.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Cibwikxen in the centre of the settlement.