Podspagzak Flabcinfid is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, proud monkey.

Podspagzak Flabcinfid created the Sunflower Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Podspagzak Flabcinfid, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Podspagzak Flabcinfid, it will turn you into a snail.

Podspagzak Flabcinfid's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Podspagzak Flabcinfid's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

5. Never eat green fruit.