Boppadnak Kanxemnigbemlog is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, merciless ferret.

Boppadnak Kanxemnigbemlog created the world four years ago.

If you believe in Boppadnak Kanxemnigbemlog, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Boppadnak Kanxemnigbemlog, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Boppadnak Kanxemnigbemlog's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Boppadnak Kanxemnigbemlog's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse blood with water.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not prepare nuts while wearing kilts.

4. Do not name children after capybaras.

5. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.