Stragsidbog is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, annoying rat.

Stragsidbog created matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Stragsidbog, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Stragsidbog, it will be very unhappy.

Stragsidbog's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Stragsidbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with envy.

2. Never talk about sharks.

3. Always remove ear rings before entering holy places.

4. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not dye your hair blue.