Rowbutdid is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, happy duck.

Rowbutdid created the planet Venus seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rowbutdid, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rowbutdid, he will cry a lot.

Rowbutdid's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Rowbutdid's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands green.

2. Do not dye your hair red.

3. Never think ill of sick frogs.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory.

5. You must love Rowbutdid.