Quaffobsan is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, prudent mouse.

Quaffobsan created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Quaffobsan, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Quaffobsan, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Quaffobsan's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Quaffobsan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Quaffobsan on top of all buildings.

2. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not hurt cats.

5. Never eat green fruit.