Jonlintifmittargfubgondum is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, two-faced horse.

Jonlintifmittargfubgondum created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jonlintifmittargfubgondum, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Jonlintifmittargfubgondum, it will curse you with boils.

Jonlintifmittargfubgondum's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Jonlintifmittargfubgondum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never eat melons.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jonlintifmittargfubgondum.

5. Do not keep five aardvarks in a large pit.