Parknabmil is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, awesome fish.

Parknabmil created the world eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Parknabmil, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Parknabmil, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Parknabmil's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Parknabmil's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Parknabmil loves nematodes, so they must be respected.

3. Never mention dogs.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never play with disobedient children.