Guthotneg is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, pitiless mouse.

Guthotneg created gold three billion years ago.

If you believe in Guthotneg, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Guthotneg, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Guthotneg's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Guthotneg's Holy Commandments

1. Turtles are not to be trusted.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never speak the names of comets aloud.

5. Never record signs.