Figmanfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, benevolent narwhal.

Figmanfarn created the Sun twelve years ago.

If you believe in Figmanfarn, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Figmanfarn, he will cry a lot.

Figmanfarn's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Figmanfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always help doves in need.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not listen to music.