Rigcutfetcubciss is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, egotistical dingo.

Rigcutfetcubciss created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Rigcutfetcubciss, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rigcutfetcubciss, she will ignore you.

Rigcutfetcubciss' most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Rigcutfetcubciss' Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck yellow.

2. Do not laugh at mountains.

3. Never talk about optics near dolphins while wearing blue skirts.

4. Shun those given to greed.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Rigcutfetcubciss.