Minbamlarp is a god.

She takes the form of a large, egotistical spider.

Minbamlarp created parasitic wasps nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Minbamlarp, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Minbamlarp, she will send minions to preach to you.

Minbamlarp's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Minbamlarp's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Minbamlarp.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Put Minbamlarp first in all things.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never talk about sheep.