Dodgubtab is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, humorless hydra.

Dodgubtab created the Large Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodgubtab, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dodgubtab, he will remove you from existence.

Dodgubtab's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Dodgubtab's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Dodgubtab loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

3. Learn eight new languages a year.

4. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Dodgubtab in the centre of the settlement.

5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.