Weeponbass Wodvanxem is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, quiet hydra.

Weeponbass Wodvanxem created the Sunflower Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weeponbass Wodvanxem, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Weeponbass Wodvanxem, it will turn you into a tree.

Weeponbass Wodvanxem's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Weeponbass Wodvanxem's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bread to ants while wearing yellow boots.

2. Put Weeponbass Wodvanxem first in all things.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Do not keep six tapirs in a large pit.

5. Do not listen to music.