Pibtonnat Hungessdum is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, humorless penguin.

Pibtonnat Hungessdum created light two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pibtonnat Hungessdum, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pibtonnat Hungessdum, she will come to you in dreams.

Pibtonnat Hungessdum's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Pibtonnat Hungessdum's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never sprint near frogs.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics near doves while wearing cyan dresses.

4. Retreat if seven horses approach from the south.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.