Rillhad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, generous salamander.

Rillhad created Mount Everest eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Rillhad, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rillhad, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Rillhad's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Rillhad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not hurt mites.

5. Never eat onions.