Tenweglap is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, egotistical capybara.

Tenweglap created the solar system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tenweglap, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tenweglap, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Tenweglap's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Tenweglap's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not wear gray clothing.

4. Never sing in the presence of ants.

5. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.