Stipvogyimtaf is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, sapient lizard.

Stipvogyimtaf created a photon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stipvogyimtaf, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Stipvogyimtaf, he will come to you in dreams.

Stipvogyimtaf's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Stipvogyimtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms pink.

2. Learn nine new languages a year.

3. Do not eat melons.

4. Do not name children after badgers.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.